The picture above isn't Bigfoot, but it was so weird I had to include it. … Inside the garage lay the truck itself – Bigfoot, the legendary monster truck that everybody thinks is cool – a marvel of hugeness that dripped car-semen(AKA oil) all over the shag carpeting that upholstered the ceilings, walls and floor of the luxurious room it lounged within. … But it scared Bigfoot, who like most cars, could think but not talk. … How strange that this man knew Bigfoot's secret nickname. …

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The Shamey Indiscretion of Flan: Big Wheels Keep On Turnin'