Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car. — Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars. — The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked. … Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio. — It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, … I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to … …

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