I got this from http://www.cs.caltech.edu/~mvanier/hacking/rants/cars.html very funny! Ada is a tank. A butt-ugly tank that never breaks down. People laugh uncontrollably if you tell them you drive Ada, but really, do you want to be driving a sports car in a war zone? [from Amit Dubey] Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of … …

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If programming languages were cars… | Carlo