So at each derby one of the finest moments is when the person in charge brings in the cars from the nuclear-bomb proof hiding location, and boys go ask dad which car is theirs. “Oh! … You can always tell the ones that the boys actually made themselves because they have uneven paint jobs, strange angles, and an odd number of wheels. Of course, they never win a race, because they’re no match for the ones that some dad, who by day designs jet fighters for Lockheed, … …

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Doctor Grumpy in the House: Day at the races