However, when I'm gone it's the weird and unusual. Our front yard has been filled with cows because a farmers fence was down. A semi carrying onions over turned and onions were all over everywhere, the FBI came and asked Brian loaded questions about our neighbors (that's a really funny story and if you want to hear more say so in the comments. They're … He called me while I was at mom's to tell me there were police cars down the street and two news vans. …

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confessions of a housewife: Why Brian and I should never be Apart.