Weird things clients say. “What gun is that monstrosity armed with is the barbaric barbed strangler or the viscous venom cannon?” I got this question through ebay messages a few weeks ago. For those of you just tuning into this blog, my name is … I don't know . . odd, almost intimate, like we were close buddies? …. If I buy a used car and the seller says “hey this car doesn't work', is it fair to post a sign in the seller's store window that says 'Sells Cars that Don't Work' … …

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Barbaric barbed strangler or the viscous venom cannon?