Chinese car thieves are going to have to add an air pump to their arsenal of burglary tools if an odd anti-theft program instituted by police in Chengdu catches on. Drivers in Jitou township, already on edge due to a series of vehicle thefts, … Perhaps Zhang and Jitou township could borrow a motto from Hans & Franz to promote their strange but effective anti-theft program: “Ve just vant to pump… (clap) …YOU UP!” (via Shanghai Daily and What’s On Chengdu) … …

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Chinese Car Theft Prevention Program Leaves Drivers Flat