No university of mine is going to be a jailbird, especially over penises drawn on cars, I can tell you that much. Old Man EV Grieve has been watching the cars around the … You're not going to ruin this family's good name just because you think penises are funny! You're all over the place! Poorly drawn wieners on this car, poorly drawn wieners on that car, an all-caps POOP just to throw everyone off the trail. Even up on 21 Street. What are you doing up on 21st Street? …

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NYU, Your Mother Is Very Upset That You've Been Drawing Penises …