because someone three cars ahead of us was making a weird turn or something, and then GNNNNGGGHH we got crunched, and my [thankfully only 8oz] [thankfully not scalding] coffee exploded [thankfully I was wearing all black!]. … The other lady's car though! Dang! The front was jacked. She was an odd one, too, because she definitely hit us but she didn't seem (to me) apologetic enough (at all), she was just kind of giggling and laughing about it?! Maybe it was the … …

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