Funny thing is, whilst I'm in the air, so many things are happening. A friend and old flatmate of mine is getting married, … I've never been to France – save one booze cruise to Cherbourg and a few three-hour plane changes – so this is weird. It's close to something like England, but it's really … But here, the cars are the same as the ones they sell to the UK, just with their steering set to the other side, so it's… very odd. Weather's not so great, but hey, a bit of cold air and a … …

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The greatest thing you'll ever learn…: Paris!