i'm one of the contributing writers of my company's daily newsletter, and i'm the guy who gets to compile all of the weirdest-of-the-weird into a quarterly article of bizarre/odd/unusual/funny “accident” reports. i work at a gecko-themed car insurance company … Well, the husband is not a driver on the policy because he is completely blind, and when the police eventually brought him home, the police said he ran into multiple vehicles and “obstacles” while he was trying to get his wife back. … …

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